Our arch-nemesis. They stand for everything we stand against.
They're clean shaven, smug faces.
Just because they now dominate the razor market (Thanks to Gilette's Advertising Department),
And some creative advertising I guess...credit where it's due.
They think they're the sh*t.
The Clean Shaven vs The Whiskered, in a brutal paintball match.
If we lose, we'll shave.